From McSweeney’s, Virginia Woolf does Cathy:
A rain fell over the city, streaking the office window. Cathy looked up from the computer screen with its instructions on how to knit a brown sock. “My God, to be a stereotypical woman makes me feel as though I have no nose!”
Love the Hemingway, too. And the Faulkner. And well, they’re all pretty good.